Screamin' Sicilian Pizza Co. I'm Thin & Crispy Chicken Bacon Ranch Pizza 17.8 Oz

Chicken, bacon pieces, mozzarella & cheddar cheese & ranch sauce, on a crust. Overtopped thin crust. Contains bioengineered food ingredients. If I were a movie, I'd be The Chicken Bacon Project because I've been known to create quite the stir. Is this thing actually real? Once the rumors are officially confirmed, the hysteria only grows. You won't have to wander deep into the woods with shaky camera footage to find me, either. I'm conveniently available in a freezer aisle near you. Rather than I'm so scared, you'll be saying I'm so full. Inspected for wholesomeness by U.S. Department of Agriculture. Questions / comments? Scream at us: 1-855-Y Scream (855-972-7326) or, check us out at It's easy being red, white & green.